Wednesday, August 5, 2009

This morning

COX-2 - the enzyme for pain.

Okay, there's a little science for ya.

Today, I was in bed, curled up so comfy, it was freezing cold and I was just feeling so perfect. But, I thought I've got work today. Believe this: I got out of my comfort state and took a shower and got dressed.

I have to admit, that is something different for me. Had it been any other workplace, I would've said fuck it! and rolled over and knocked out again. What's even stranger is this: My alarm didn't go off today, yet I am up, I am awake and I am ready to kick ass and chew gum... but I'm all outta gum.

:)

On a side note, the wait for Duke Nukem Forever is really bugging me. It's been 13 years I think since they announced it. It took so long the company fucking went bankrupt. Damnit. Apparently, it went on so long that the CEO of 3D Realms was receiving death threats. Damn.

I will wait vigilantly, though, as I have for 13 years. Fuck me, 13 years is a big part of my life. Cocksuckers! Release the fucking game! At this point the fans don't even care whether it's good or not, we just want to play the fucking thing!

Since 3D Realms went the way that Windows will soon go, I believe Take Two Interactive is handling the game. I say, give the rights to Rockstar and Rockstar North. They'll pump out a high end, visually gorgeous, and interesting game in about a year. Maybe less. AND, their story will be dirtier, grimier and more interesting... I'm pretty sure of it. Because, aside from the fun free roaming in the GTA series, I actually enjoyed all of the stories, from the unnamed star of GTAIII ( actually his name is Claude Speed...kind of a shit name huh?) to Tommy Vercetti in Vice City, to Carl "CJ" Johnson in San Andreas and lastly Nico Bellic in GTA IV. Not to mention the Liberty City and Vice City stories games on the PSP. Played those though and through, no cheats!

Great gameplay, great story. Truly enjoyable.

Anyway, I'm off to my new work place. Catch ya'll bitches later.
Oh, and dont forget to

~love yourself~

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

And I'm back!

Okay, just in case you're wondering, the Louis Bentley journals will be updated in between my normal posts. More insentive for you guys to keep coming back.

Anyway, my first two days at (name) have been just great. The first project, the software, the organized system, the Wonder Woman thing.... ahhh....

Apart from all the women in the company thinking I'm a weirdo (because I like feet), everything's been going swell. Wish I could have taken some of my friends with me. Aside from the different type of work, I'm sure they would've enjoyed it here. But, I have no doubt that they'll find places much much much better than where they are now. I pray they find that place soon, too.

Now, on to the mandatory unnecessary cursing that's prominent in my blog, probably why you peckers come back anyway...

I present this weeks vulgar rant!
Those ass licking cunts at [name] and that bald fucking pecker faced rabid twit named [na-curse-me] fucked me and my entire posse back at [name]!

Accruals! Accruals, you fuckwits!

accrual (accruals plural )In finance, the accrual of something such as interest or investments is the adding together of interest or different investments over a period of time. (BUSINESS) n-count usu sing, oft N n (=accumulation)

That basically means that our cash should have been kept aside in advance, not passed on when Pecker-face makes a cum-riddled threat! What happened shouldn't have affected our income at all! Really!

I hate math. I am bad with money. But, even I have enough sense in me to understand more than THEIR FUCKING FINANCE DEPARTMENT DOES!

But, other than that everything's been pretty peachy.
[insert widened smile here]

On another note, Pope (my cousin) has been hanging out in my place. He just came back from Australia, he's on holiday now. Having him around has been great, I've missed his tall pudgy ass.

Well, I'm off to study something for the new project I'm on.

Take care, and remember

~love yourself~

Doctor Gill