Friday, November 20, 2009

You're a fucking douche.

That's right.

Once again, I'm back, I'm tired and I'm not as lonely as I used to be. I have a lot of office work to do.

So, today's little experiment is to find out what it means to be a winner surrounded by losers?

Not a conceited thought, just a thought.

Imagine:

You are a wealthy business man, let's say you sell condoms to rapists or something, big money, you know? Anyway, you're that big important dude, you deal with big fat clients everyday, you make millions with a few hours of constructive work. You're important.

You pack up your briefcase, kiss your secretary goodnight and go home to your wife. (Yeah, the secretary, you're an important guy, that entails tail.)

So, you go home. Your friends are there.
Billy, Bob and Dick.

Billy has been complaining about how hard it is to get a job for the past eight years. But, his idea of trying to get a job is lazing around your house and eating your food.

Bob wants to be a successful rocket scientist. The closest he's ever been to research on that matter was when he painted his dick that way for Halloween.

Dick. Dick is well, a plain ol' dick. His only friends are you, Billy and Bob. Why? Because he is a dick. Not an asshole, a dick. Two different things entirely. And therefore can't get a job and refuses to admit he's a bum.

How does that make you feel?

Do you feel you have to look out for them, advise them, teach them?

or

Do you feel you should grab Billy by his hair, grab Bob by his foot and grab Dick by his ... penis and proceed to throw the fuckers out of your house. Followed shortly by the pet dog, Brewster, and your bitch of a wife?

hehe.

Well, how would you feel in that case? If that was your life everyday?

Comment now, let me know what you think and please do

~love yourself~